| Today I was woken up by my cousin Troy, first thought to my head was "damnit", for i was in for a long ass drive( 8 hours) to his house from a family reunion by Lake Tahoe...it was ok, yet the whole time Troy and I were babysitting devil kids the whole time, for 3 days straight, we must of gotten in the hot tub 4 times a day. There were 2 girls and a boy, the two girls names were Katie and...Katie. The boys name was Charlie. They were seven. I was thinking F- - - this man, but turns out we even got nicknames for them, Katie1 was named speedster because there was a race between the two katies and katie1 won...and katie2 was named ooh ooh ah ah, she was always jumpin on Troy and me as if she were a monkey, she was damn annoying, Troy and i couldnt keep her off us, thank god speedster was well-behaved, Troy and her wre friends, you could tell why, she was kick-ass she was beating up on CharlieHorse (Charlie). When we were naming them Katie2 wanted to be named Barbie...Katie1's words "Could you pick a better name? Because barbies gay"...and this chicks only seven shit when i was seven i was playing with toy cars and watching cartoons not calling other kids gay, and that wasnt the only time she was kick-ass, she also socked her 15 year old sister in the face because her sister "Dannika" ripped her stuffed animal, also this little girl was cussing left and right, Troy and I kept getting her to not say we taught her those words, she said her dad taught them to her, we were bad influences the whole time. And Charlie has a fetish about vaccuming...thats how my family reunon went except for when Troy and I went parasailing which was tight, cause we got dunked twice, it was fun...so theres my damn entry hope it wasnt too damn boring...PeAcEoUt
-Matt- |